Assholes!~ (Swearing ahead)

nobody@vox.com(Usagi) — Tue, 13 May 2008 19:40:01 -0700

So last week I bought my first ever Baby the Stars Shine Bright skirt from a seller on egl_comm_sales on livejournal. She mailed it out the same day I made payment.

I was so happy!! It was a Alice in Sweetland print. It was in Burgundy. It worked. it wasn't bright pink and it wasn't my normal black.

Fast forward to today!

I get a call from Missa saying she saw mail for me sitting by the mail box. This was around 245pm. I wasn't off till 4 and promised to met Debra to give her the stuff my mother brought back from Disneyland Paris. I'm figuring okay, it shouldn't be bad. It will be okay. I found it funny too because the mailman always leave me and Jaime pink slips. He never has left a box sitting out there.

I get to Jaime's building and it's not there. I go upstairs thinking maybe, Jeremy came home, saw it, and took it.

Nothing.

I text Missa saying the package is gone. She calls me to tell me it was a box.

I'm pissed.

I run down 2 blocks to the post office where people go to get their packages if they get a pink slip. The two fucktards working there couldn't help me for jack shit. She just said call back tomorrow for the Supervisor. She then asked if I got a pink slip. I told her no because it was seen by someone one the fucking steps. If I got a pink slip I wouldn't be here complaining. She said the mail man should of left a slip and brought back the box.

No shit! You think?

So I start writing notes and leaving them on the front door and by the mail boxes saying I want the box back. No questions asked. Just leave my skirt at the Apt. door. I was mad I wanted to go knocking on everyone's door asking who took my box.

Instead I left notes on people's door to leave my skirt by the door.

Deep down, I know I'm not going to see the skirt ever. And you know what kills me?

Missa saw the damn package and 2 hours later someone took it. Missa saw my box and I'll never see the skirt.

All I'm left with is a credit card bill of $100 for that skirt.

To whoever took my box, I hope you are enjoying the skirt and you better take good care of it.

BUT

If I ever see you and you are walking around with that burgundy skirt with Alice sweet theme on it (and you can't say you bought it from around here because it's from a JAPANESE CLOTHING COMPANY), I'm gonna have your fucking head on a god damn fucking silver platter and I'm going to have it for lunch you piece of fucking shit!!

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